FAQ -- West Alabama Narcotics Task Force
Q: Is it true that you have to be a pretentious douchebag to work for West Alabama Narcotics Task Force (WANTF)?
A: I'm not sure; however, pretentious douchebags are all WANTF has managed to hire.
Q: Do the officers who work for WANTF think they're cool?
A: Unfortunately -- and inexplicably -- they appear to think that they are cool. Their lack of introspection can easily be attributed to their lack of intellect. Indeed, I'd be shocked if any one of them could make it through an entire game of Scrabble.
Q: I'm a pretentious douchebag, and people really don't seem to like me, despite how awesome I tell them I am. Do you think I'd make a good candidate to be hired by WANTF?
A: Well, you've certainly got many of the criteria they're looking for; however, because your question wasn't one gigantic run-on sentence, and you used proper punctuation (or any punctuation, for that matter), I'm afraid you're not WANTF material. Try using no punctuation when you write, and misspell every second or third word. Better yet, misspell your name, and on the job application, where it asks you to list your sex, list every sexual experience you've ever had.
A: I'm not sure; however, pretentious douchebags are all WANTF has managed to hire.
Q: Do the officers who work for WANTF think they're cool?
A: Unfortunately -- and inexplicably -- they appear to think that they are cool. Their lack of introspection can easily be attributed to their lack of intellect. Indeed, I'd be shocked if any one of them could make it through an entire game of Scrabble.
Q: I'm a pretentious douchebag, and people really don't seem to like me, despite how awesome I tell them I am. Do you think I'd make a good candidate to be hired by WANTF?
A: Well, you've certainly got many of the criteria they're looking for; however, because your question wasn't one gigantic run-on sentence, and you used proper punctuation (or any punctuation, for that matter), I'm afraid you're not WANTF material. Try using no punctuation when you write, and misspell every second or third word. Better yet, misspell your name, and on the job application, where it asks you to list your sex, list every sexual experience you've ever had.
