FAQ About West Alabama Narcotics Task Force
Q: Sometimes you use the term "West Alabama Narcotics" (WAN), and other times you use the term "West Alabama Narcotics Task Force" (WANTF). What's the difference?
A: There is absolutely no difference between the two -- it's merely a stylistic issue. Technically, the correct term is West Alabama Narcotics Task Force (WANTF), but we oftentimes shorten that to West Alabama Narcotics (WAN). Obviously, when we refer to West Alabama Narcotics, we aren't referring to all of the narcotics in the western part of Alabama (although the officers of West Alabama Narcotics Task Force probably couldn't figure that one out for themselves).
Q: Is it true that you have to be a pretentious douchebag to work for West Alabama Narcotics?
A: I'm not sure; however, pretentious douchebags are all West Alabama Narcotics has managed to hire.
Q: Do the officers who work for West Alabama Narcotics think they're cool?
A: Unfortunately -- and inexplicably -- they appear to think that they are cool. Their lack of introspection can easily be attributed to their lack of intellect. Indeed, I'd be shocked if any one of them could make it through an entire game of Scrabble.
Q: I'm a pretentious douchebag, and people really don't seem to like me, despite how awesome I tell them I am. Do you think I'd make a good candidate to be hired by West Alabama Narcotics?
A: Well, you've certainly got many of the criteria they're looking for; however, because your question wasn't one gigantic run-on sentence, and you used proper punctuation (or any punctuation, for that matter), I'm afraid you're not West Alabama Narcotics material. Try using no punctuation when you write, and misspell every second or third word. Better yet, misspell your name, and on the job application, where it asks you to list your sex, list every sexual experience you've ever had.
A: There is absolutely no difference between the two -- it's merely a stylistic issue. Technically, the correct term is West Alabama Narcotics Task Force (WANTF), but we oftentimes shorten that to West Alabama Narcotics (WAN). Obviously, when we refer to West Alabama Narcotics, we aren't referring to all of the narcotics in the western part of Alabama (although the officers of West Alabama Narcotics Task Force probably couldn't figure that one out for themselves).
Q: Is it true that you have to be a pretentious douchebag to work for West Alabama Narcotics?
A: I'm not sure; however, pretentious douchebags are all West Alabama Narcotics has managed to hire.
Q: Do the officers who work for West Alabama Narcotics think they're cool?
A: Unfortunately -- and inexplicably -- they appear to think that they are cool. Their lack of introspection can easily be attributed to their lack of intellect. Indeed, I'd be shocked if any one of them could make it through an entire game of Scrabble.
Q: I'm a pretentious douchebag, and people really don't seem to like me, despite how awesome I tell them I am. Do you think I'd make a good candidate to be hired by West Alabama Narcotics?
A: Well, you've certainly got many of the criteria they're looking for; however, because your question wasn't one gigantic run-on sentence, and you used proper punctuation (or any punctuation, for that matter), I'm afraid you're not West Alabama Narcotics material. Try using no punctuation when you write, and misspell every second or third word. Better yet, misspell your name, and on the job application, where it asks you to list your sex, list every sexual experience you've ever had.
